itch.ioRank 10272026-10-11

Cats are assholes

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Velocity

0.000

Cats are assholes Velocity, last 14 days: rising across 14 days, -0.01 to 0.00 (low -0.01, high 0.01).

Confidence 20%

Confidence is the share of Velocity’s four components that could be measured for this game, scaled down again when there is less than a fortnight to measure over. Here, ratings had a measurable acceleration on 2026-10-11. Topic views and comments did not. We also have itch.io chart positions for it, which is the fourth component. It was observed on 13 of the last 14 days. How this is computed.

Which counter moved first

Lead and lag

30 days

Not enough of the ladder to compare.

Only ratings could be plotted, so there is no second counter to compare the timing against.

Lead and lag for Cats are assholes, 30 daysLead and lag over 30 days, 2026-09-12 to 2026-10-11, each series scaled to its own change so the timing can be compared. Not enough of the ladder to compare. Ratings: 118 to 117, down 1, most of that change came early in the window.100%50%0%Sep 12Oct 11Ratings

Each line is scaled to its own change across these 30 days, so counters that differ by orders of magnitude can be compared by shape. The vertical gap is what matters: a line higher on the left took its change earlier. The real counts are in the legend, and the day-by-day numbers are below.

Series — over Sep 12 to Oct 11

  • Ratings — people finished and cared118 to 117down -1
  • Topic views are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
  • Comments are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
The numbers behind the chart

The counter as we recorded it that day, and beside it the share of the window’s change it had reached — the value the chart plots.

Daily counters for Cats are assholes across the charted window
DayRatings
Sep 12118
Sep 13118
Sep 14118
Sep 15118
Sep 16118
Sep 17118
Sep 18118
Sep 19118
Sep 20118
Sep 21118
Sep 22118
Sep 23117
Sep 24117
Sep 25117
Sep 26117
Sep 27117
Sep 28117
Sep 29117
Sep 30117
Oct 1117
Oct 2117
Oct 3117
Oct 4117
Oct 5117
Oct 6117
Oct 7117
Oct 8117
Oct 9117
Oct 10117
Oct 11117
What the platform publishes

Counters

Read 2026-10-11
Current counters for Cats are assholes, with their 7- and 30-day changes
CounterNow7d30d
Ratings conversion117unchanged 0down -1

A blank change is not a zero: the scoring pass refuses a window whose nearest observation is too stale to compare, rather than differencing two points that are not seven days apart.

Not our number

On itch.io's own charts

Categories

Categories: where itch.io's own charts have placed Cats are assholes
ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top rated · Strategyposition 231down -3up +14Position on itch.io's Top rated · Strategy chart across 44 readings: climbing, #245 to #231 (best #227, worst #249).
On 7 tag charts
Tag charts: where itch.io's own charts have placed Cats are assholes
ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top rated · #ludum-dare-40position 5unchanged 0unchanged 0Position on itch.io's Top rated · #ludum-dare-40 chart across 33 readings: holding, #5 to #5 (best #5, worst #5).
Top rated · #managementposition 61down -1up +7Position on itch.io's Top rated · #management chart across 33 readings: climbing, #68 to #61 (best #60, worst #69).
Top rated · #fast-pacedposition 99unchanged 0up +3Position on itch.io's Top rated · #fast-paced chart across 34 readings: climbing, #101 to #99 (best #98, worst #102).
Top rated · #catsposition 102down -1up +1Position on itch.io's Top rated · #cats chart across 35 readings: slipping, #101 to #102 (best #100, worst #104).
Top rated · #ludum-dareposition 112down -2up +5Position on itch.io's Top rated · #ludum-dare chart across 33 readings: climbing, #117 to #112 (best #110, worst #117).
Top rated · #top-downposition 154unchanged 0up +12Position on itch.io's Top rated · #top-down chart across 33 readings: climbing, #165 to #154 (best #153, worst #169).
Top rated · #arcadeposition 260unchanged 0up +17Position on itch.io's Top rated · #arcade chart across 51 readings: climbing, #285 to #260 (best #254, worst #286).
Everything else we hold

Activity and where to go next

First seen by us
2026-08-21
Price
free
Average rating
4.51 / 5

No devlog has been posted since we started watching on 2026-08-21. itch.io publishes only the most recent devlog date, so anything posted before then leaves no trace here.

We hold counters and metadata only. Nothing on the game’s own page — its description, its screenshots, its build — is republished here, and everything worth reading about it is behind those links.