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itch.ioRank 4012026-10-17

NO-ONE IS GOING TO BUY YOUR GAME

by ill omens

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Velocity

+0.011

NO-ONE IS GOING TO BUY YOUR GAME Velocity, last 14 days: rising across 14 days, 0.00 to 0.01 (low -0.02, high 0.01).

Confidence 20%

Confidence is the share of Velocity’s four components that could be measured for this game, scaled down again when there is less than a fortnight to measure over. Here, ratings had a measurable acceleration on 2026-10-17. Topic views and comments did not. We also have itch.io chart positions for it, which is the fourth component. It was observed on 14 of the last 14 days. How this is computed.

Which counter moved first

Lead and lag

30 days

Not enough of the ladder to compare.

Only ratings could be plotted, so there is no second counter to compare the timing against.

Lead and lag for NO-ONE IS GOING TO BUY YOUR GAME, 30 daysLead and lag over 30 days, 2026-09-18 to 2026-10-17, each series scaled to its own change so the timing can be compared. Not enough of the ladder to compare. Ratings: 259 to 270, up 11, most of that change came early in the window.100%50%0%Sep 18Oct 17Ratings

Each line is scaled to its own change across these 30 days, so counters that differ by orders of magnitude can be compared by shape. The vertical gap is what matters: a line higher on the left took its change earlier. The real counts are in the legend, and the day-by-day numbers are below.

Series — over Sep 18 to Oct 17

  • Ratings — people finished and cared259270+11
  • Topic views are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
  • Comments are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
The numbers behind the chart

The counter as we recorded it that day, and beside it the share of the window’s change it had reached — the value the chart plots.

DayRatings
Sep 18259
Sep 19259
Sep 20260
Sep 21260
Sep 22261
Sep 23261
Sep 24263
Sep 25263
Sep 26263
Sep 27263
Sep 28263
Sep 29265
Sep 30266
Oct 1266
Oct 2266
Oct 3267
Oct 4267
Oct 5267
Oct 6267
Oct 7267
Oct 8267
Oct 9267
Oct 10267
Oct 11268
Oct 12270
Oct 13270
Oct 14270
Oct 15270
Oct 16270
Oct 17270
What the platform publishes

Counters

Read 2026-10-17
CounterNow7d30d
Ratings conversion270+3+12

A blank change is not a zero: the scoring pass refuses a window whose nearest observation is too stale to compare, rather than differencing two points that are not seven days apart.

Not our number

On itch.io's own charts

All of itch.io

ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top rated554-36-7Position on itch.io's Top rated chart across 59 readings: slipping, #531 to #554 (best #515, worst #554).
On 4 tag charts
ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top rated · #satire300Position on itch.io's Top rated · #satire chart across 39 readings: holding, #3 to #3 (best #3, worst #3).
Top rated · #parody800Position on itch.io's Top rated · #parody chart across 39 readings: holding, #8 to #8 (best #8, worst #8).
Top rated · #experimental1100Position on itch.io's Top rated · #experimental chart across 40 readings: holding, #11 to #11 (best #11, worst #11).
Top rated · #no-ai250-16-6Position on itch.io's Top rated · #no-ai chart across 39 readings: slipping, #240 to #250 (best #232, worst #250).
Everything else we hold

Activity and where to go next

First seen by us
2026-08-20
Price
free
Average rating
4.86 / 5

No devlog has been posted since we started watching on 2026-08-20. itch.io publishes only the most recent devlog date, so anything posted before then leaves no trace here.

Go to the source

We hold counters and metadata only. Nothing on the game’s own page — its description, its screenshots, its build — is republished here, and everything worth reading about it is behind those links.