itch.ioRank 12602026-10-09

Next Patient Please18+

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Velocity

0.000

Next Patient Please Velocity, last 14 days: flat across 14 days, -0.00 to -0.00 (low -0.01, high 0.02).

Confidence 20%

Confidence is the share of Velocity’s four components that could be measured for this game, scaled down again when there is less than a fortnight to measure over. Here, ratings had a measurable acceleration on 2026-10-09. Topic views and comments did not. We also have itch.io chart positions for it, which is the fourth component. It was observed on 14 of the last 14 days. How this is computed.

Which counter moved first

Lead and lag

30 days

Not enough of the ladder to compare.

Only ratings could be plotted, so there is no second counter to compare the timing against.

Lead and lag for Next Patient Please, 30 daysLead and lag over 30 days, 2026-09-10 to 2026-10-09, each series scaled to its own change so the timing can be compared. Not enough of the ladder to compare. Ratings: 212 to 221, up 9, the change came at a steady pace.100%50%0%Sep 10Oct 9Ratings

Each line is scaled to its own change across these 30 days, so counters that differ by orders of magnitude can be compared by shape. The vertical gap is what matters: a line higher on the left took its change earlier. The real counts are in the legend, and the day-by-day numbers are below.

Series — over Sep 10 to Oct 9

  • Ratings — people finished and cared212 to 221up +9
  • Topic views are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
  • Comments are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
The numbers behind the chart

The counter as we recorded it that day, and beside it the share of the window’s change it had reached — the value the chart plots.

Daily counters for Next Patient Please across the charted window
DayRatings
Sep 10212
Sep 11212
Sep 12214
Sep 13214
Sep 14214
Sep 15214
Sep 16215
Sep 17215
Sep 18215
Sep 19215
Sep 20215
Sep 21215
Sep 22215
Sep 23214
Sep 24214
Sep 25215
Sep 26216
Sep 27217
Sep 28217
Sep 29218
Sep 30218
Oct 1218
Oct 2218
Oct 3218
Oct 4218
Oct 5218
Oct 6220
Oct 7220
Oct 8220
Oct 9221
What the platform publishes

Counters

Read 2026-10-09
Current counters for Next Patient Please, with their 7- and 30-day changes
CounterNow7d30d
Ratings conversion221up +3up +10

A blank change is not a zero: the scoring pass refuses a window whose nearest observation is too stale to compare, rather than differencing two points that are not seven days apart.

Not our number

On itch.io's own charts

On 2 tag charts
Tag charts: where itch.io's own charts have placed Next Patient Please
ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top rated · #eroticposition 2,060down -24down -46Position on itch.io's Top rated · #erotic chart across 32 readings: slipping, #2046 to #2060 (best #1979, worst #2060).
Top rated · #adultposition 2,929down -33down -74Position on itch.io's Top rated · #adult chart across 51 readings: slipping, #2770 to #2929 (best #2770, worst #2932).
Everything else we hold

Activity and where to go next

First seen by us
2026-08-20
Price
free
Average rating
3.80 / 5

No devlog has been posted since we started watching on 2026-08-20. itch.io publishes only the most recent devlog date, so anything posted before then leaves no trace here.

We hold counters and metadata only. Nothing on the game’s own page — its description, its screenshots, its build — is republished here, and everything worth reading about it is behind those links.