itch.ioRank 11222026-10-16
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- Tag: comedy
- Tag: horror
- Tag: no-ai
- Tag: twine
- Genre: Role Playing
Velocity
0.000
Confidence 50%
Confidence is the share of Velocity’s four components that could be measured for this game, scaled down again when there is less than a fortnight to measure over. Here, comments and ratings had a measurable acceleration on 2026-10-16. Topic views did not. We also have itch.io chart positions for it, which is the fourth component. It was observed on 14 of the last 14 days. How this is computed.
Lead and lag
No ordering to read here.
Across this window, comments moved by 2, under its floor of 20; ratings moved by 2, under its floor of 20. Timing two counters against each other needs both of them to have risen, by more than the floor this page sets for that counter so a handful of events cannot read as an ordering, and to have stayed between their own start and end values — a counter that went past one of those and came back has no share of its change to time. The shapes are drawn; which of them moved first is not claimed.
Each line is scaled to its own change across these 30 days, so counters that differ by orders of magnitude can be compared by shape. The vertical gap is what matters: a line higher on the left took its change earlier. The real counts are in the legend, and the day-by-day numbers are below. The axis runs past its ends because a counter went beyond its final value inside the window and came back — a deleted comment, a withdrawn rating. The scale is widened rather than the curve clipped, so the round trip stays visible.
Series — over Sep 18 to Oct 17
- Comments — people are talking237 to 239up +2
- Ratings — people finished and cared1,216 to 1,218up +2
- Topic views are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
The numbers behind the chart
The counter as we recorded it that day, and beside it the share of the window’s change it had reached — the value the chart plots.
| Day | Comments | Ratings |
|---|---|---|
| Sep 18 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 19 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 20 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 21 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 22 | 237 0% | 1,214 -100% |
| Sep 23 | 237 0% | 1,215 -50% |
| Sep 24 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 25 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 26 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 27 | 237 0% | 1,216 0% |
| Sep 28 | 237 0% | 1,217 50% |
| Sep 29 | 237 0% | 1,217 50% |
| Sep 30 | 237 0% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 1 | 237 0% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 2 | 238 50% | 1,218 100% |
| Oct 3 | 238 50% | 1,218 100% |
| Oct 4 | 238 50% | 1,218 100% |
| Oct 5 | 238 50% | 1,218 100% |
| Oct 6 | 238 50% | 1,218 100% |
| Oct 7 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 8 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 9 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 10 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 11 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 12 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 13 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 14 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 15 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 16 | 238 50% | 1,217 50% |
| Oct 17 | 239 100% | 1,218 100% |
Counters
| Counter | Now | 7d | 30d |
|---|---|---|---|
| Comments intent | 239 | unchanged 0 | up +1 |
| Ratings conversion | 1,218 | unchanged 0 | up +1 |
On itch.io's own charts
Categories
| Chart | Now | 7d | 30d | History |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Top rated · Simulation | position 35 | unchanged 0 | unchanged 0 | |
| Top rated · Rpg | position 46 | unchanged 0 | unchanged 0 | |
| Top sellers · Rpg | position 354 | down -19 | down -8 | |
| Top sellers · Simulation | position 430 | down -28 | down -51 |
All of itch.io
| Chart | Now | 7d | 30d | History |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Top rated | position 401 | up +4 | up +6 | |
| Top sellers | position 3,572 | down -281 | down -371 |
On 4 tag charts
| Chart | Now | 7d | 30d | History |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Top rated · #twine | position 19 | up +1 | up +1 | |
| Top rated · #comedy | position 30 | unchanged 0 | up +2 | |
| Top rated · #horror | position 110 | unchanged 0 | down -2 | |
| Top rated · #no-ai | position 185 | unchanged 0 | down -2 |
Activity and where to go next
- First seen by us
- 2026-08-20
- Price
- free
- Average rating
- 4.63 / 5
Last devlog 2026-03-03 — 228 days ago. That was already the most recent devlog when we started watching on 2026-08-20, so there is no cadence to read from it yet. The platform publishes only the most recent devlog date, so this is a floor rather than the project’s history.
Go to the source
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