itch.ioRank 27842026-10-15

hey chat, are we cooked?

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Velocity

-1.000

hey chat, are we cooked? Velocity, last 14 days: flat across 4 days, -1.00 to -1.00 (low -1.00, high -1.00).

Confidence 7%

Confidence is the share of Velocity’s four components that could be measured for this game, scaled down again when there is less than a fortnight to measure over. None of its three counters had a measurable acceleration. We also have itch.io chart positions for it, which is the fourth component. It was observed on 12 of the last 14 days. How this is computed.

Which counter moved first

Lead and lag

12 days

Not enough of the ladder to compare.

Only ratings could be plotted, so there is no second counter to compare the timing against.

Lead and lag for hey chat, are we cooked?, 12 daysLead and lag over 12 days, 2026-10-06 to 2026-10-17, each series scaled to its own change so the timing can be compared. Not enough of the ladder to compare. Ratings: 11 to 29, up 18, most of that change came early in the window.100%50%0%Oct 6Oct 17Ratings

Each line is scaled to its own change across these 12 days, so counters that differ by orders of magnitude can be compared by shape. The vertical gap is what matters: a line higher on the left took its change earlier. The real counts are in the legend, and the day-by-day numbers are below.

Series — over Oct 6 to Oct 17

  • Ratings — people finished and cared11 to 29up +18
  • Topic views are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
  • Comments are not recorded for this game, so that rung is unmeasured — not zero.
The numbers behind the chart

The counter as we recorded it that day, and beside it the share of the window’s change it had reached — the value the chart plots.

Daily counters for hey chat, are we cooked? across the charted window
DayRatings
Oct 611
Oct 713
Oct 823
Oct 924
Oct 1026
Oct 1126
Oct 1226
Oct 1326
Oct 1427
Oct 1527
Oct 1628
Oct 1729
What the platform publishes

Counters

Read 2026-10-17
Current counters for hey chat, are we cooked?, with their 7- and 30-day changes
CounterNow7d30d
Ratings conversion29up +3no comparable reading thirty days back

A blank change is not a zero: the scoring pass refuses a window whose nearest observation is too stale to compare, rather than differencing two points that are not seven days apart.

Not our number

On itch.io's own charts

All of itch.io

All of itch.io: where itch.io's own charts have placed hey chat, are we cooked?
ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top ratedposition 3,804up +538not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Top rated chart across 10 readings: climbing, #5133 to #3804 (best #3804, worst #5133).
Newestposition 6,760not listed seven days agonot listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Newest chart across 7 readings: slipping, #437 to #6760 (best #437, worst #6760).
New & popularposition 6,791down -6,606not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's New & popular chart across 9 readings: slipping, #140 to #6791 (best #140, worst #6791).
On 5 tag charts
Tag charts: where itch.io's own charts have placed hey chat, are we cooked?
ChartNow7d30dHistory
Top rated · #black-and-whiteposition 30up +7not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Top rated · #black-and-white chart across 12 readings: climbing, #143 to #30 (best #30, worst #143).
Top rated · #text-basedposition 183up +30not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Top rated · #text-based chart across 12 readings: climbing, #672 to #183 (best #183, worst #672).
Top rated · #interactive-fictionposition 670up +94not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Top rated · #interactive-fiction chart across 10 readings: climbing, #935 to #670 (best #670, worst #935).
Top rated · #shortposition 733up +172not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Top rated · #short chart across 11 readings: climbing, #2192 to #733 (best #733, worst #2192).
Top rated · #no-aiposition 1,578up +308not listed thirty days agoPosition on itch.io's Top rated · #no-ai chart across 10 readings: climbing, #2432 to #1578 (best #1578, worst #2432).
Everything else we hold

Activity and where to go next

First seen by us
2026-10-05
Price
free
Average rating
4.97 / 5

No devlog has been posted since we started watching on 2026-10-05. itch.io publishes only the most recent devlog date, so anything posted before then leaves no trace here.

We hold counters and metadata only. Nothing on the game’s own page — its description, its screenshots, its build — is republished here, and everything worth reading about it is behind those links.